10/08/09: True Confessions

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" All lines here at 617822. And I. It's kind of talks and you can call in live on the air your confession although Tom when they calling can we give them the -- music underneath. We still do that to do everything. Do we do that the great travel time Jamaica that's why he has the rate Pavel Tom you can also do a -- we're -- they're leaving them Michael Graham dot com to posting them on the web sites and they're they're pretty funny -- go read them. Like a grand -- in and check them out there as well. And the will take your confessions here on the or said the bottle thing. But we'll leave the bottle issue for another day we've we've -- these phones. And for those just tuning -- going to Michael what these people confessing that he is get a couple highlights from this Chicago Tribune article and straight to the -- to your confessions. At 67221969. -- woman wrote. So did you see it last night. Was an incredible symbolism the death the riveting insights a little like getting prepared to host your nose in the air and looked down -- that need. I am a lone wolf an outcast at the Monday morning water pollution rights I'll say it. I don't like mad men yes that two time Emmy winning -- series. The one has the critics scrambling for support what is legendary can't miss exquisite brilliant. But death full speed ahead and get the torpedoes. I don't like mad man. Telling people you don't you can almost see them checking off the little box in their heads that that says moron. They really feel that way and I don't she means she goes on to write about how. There's certain things have become so popular whether it's movies TV music. Barack Obama where you actually feel uncomfortable telling people -- know everyone else likes it won't. And so since she confessed terror as we set this confession line we've had going all day we'll take it confessions live on the air 6178221969. Greg is on 969 grade are you can best."

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" Okay and Jay -- to his six nation on the we are taking your confessions. Throughout this our best on the news -- YouTube or take -- confessions of things every when it's disposed to like it ever gonna love it. Then you try electing not so much just doesn't work for you 617822199. Now that it's time for Verizon Wireless customers for -- back to your phone calls and those of you in the likely about a pitcher of swine flu vaccination caused the government so solid you can't trust the government -- and trust. Great moments and socialized medicine the London Daily Mail reports quote a grandmother dying of ovarian cancer. Was sent home five times by doctors who said her crippling pain was caused by. Her inability to pass gas. Barbara Collins was bedridden for months in the British government run health care system with agonizing. Pain. And bowel problems classic signs of ovarian cancer but was only Sonoma laxatives and told she just needed to release trapped wind. -- And fortunately she was not. Correctly diagnosed. Until a staggering four months. After her first visit to the Manchester royal infirmary their hospital. In died ten days later there is your government run health care system I told who's gonna be great I needed I needed. 6178221969. Barry is on 969 good afternoon Barea made on."

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" That can cause violence okay. Here we go let's go to Jason Jason -- on 969. What do you want to confess."

" I'm gonna -- in Massachusetts my whole life but I can't stand. The Boston -- option."

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" They're great team have a great attitude to have fun players are fun to watch. How I I don't get. Are you a baseball fan. No not well okay okay well you know basically that's one thing that. That is kind though we that is a secret society in Massachusetts the nine Red Sox fans Thomas on 969 good afternoon Tom appreciate the call."

" Well hello Michael. And I'm well thank you or your. Well I'm officially curmudgeon I -- because I agree that almost everybody talks. How well everything that quote everybody and for people like but my one particular it's Harry Potter."

" Well. Tell me about I mean have you tried read the books you have kids are reading the book to what's your connection there."

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" You are definitely on the in the minority on that -- no doubt about it I really enjoyed the the Jerry potter books affect my yeah. I I read them to my kids were now 1615. And now my son just turned ten Madonna just to seven they're getting into them -- I'm getting to re read them and enjoying them tremendously and no doubt about it. Okay let's go to Mal malice on 969 good afternoon now."

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" You know watch used in -- that's not that's that's the sign that you are clearly swimming upstream if you just tuning in. The this -- there was -- and column in the Chicago Tribune. I woman who confessed she hates madman and that all the grief she gets because everyone everyone everyone loves it in the just she just doesn't. Danielle is on 969. Good afternoon Daniel thank you for calling."

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" That's written in Michael Graham and 969 of TK GA dot com. Michael. And I can't stand. Really slow repetitive saxophone music and since we. When 969 we're taking your true confessions here on the Michael -- before I get to that."

" Your phone calls another story few that I just. Blew me away. Merrill -- as we all work windy president of the United States and the First Lady flew out to open -- in the his old dog and pony show that took half of the administration with them and with all my Chicago's going to the Olympics. This is done deals in the great and that we are all of America's stature and standing right there we get stopped in the ground and come in last place. Got a team -- rob bears and allies. Well here's the follow up. Despite the embarrassing rejection of his effort to lure the 2060 Olympic Games to his hometown of Chicago. President Barack Obama is going to key the first ever White House Olympic office open. The keeping the office open. They didn't get the Olympics. Obama aide Valerie Jarrett an eight White House staffers worked part time on the Chicago bid. And DS said the official who ignored questions about whether staff will be scaled back in light of the demise of Chicago's bid. The office is very existence is widely interpreted as an effort to mitigate what has been considered a key deficiency. In US Olympic bids. But we blind. More Olympics than any other country going back to 1904. And so the president having lost the bid is gonna keep all nine people on the table you know that means dumb. There -- nine jobs saved or created by the Obama administration and we'll come first in the eight year freestyle. You know BS toss at the official political Olympics Michael Grant. Weekdays tended to my B 69 Boston talk."